3 Way Stop is a confrontational poes who smokes like the Revolution (industrial one). He enjoys walking old ladies across the street and sometimes gets wasabi flashbacks.
Most used phrase: “Don’t look at me like I’m failing”
Favourite colour: Azerbaijan.
Dress aesthetic: Stalinist-Rouge-Dandy
Poison of choice: Meths.
Is currently reading: his diary.
Hobbies: Yo-yo, stalking.
Currently listening to: Luciano Pavarotti
Fantasy vacation: Sweat tent in the Gobi Desert.
Stal Gayheart is a selfish lover who has a thing for stationary. He really wants to be a werewolf.
Most used phrase: “But does it come with pickles?.”
Favourite colour: Acid Yellow
Dress aesthetic: Hermanus-Gigolo.
Poison of choice: Jollyjuice.
Currently reading: A Maggot
Hobbies: Power-walking, archery, metaphors.
Is currently listening to: Siouxsie and the Banshees.
Fantasy vacation: Singles cruise in the Bermuda Triangle.
Billy The Tamer ran away from the O’Leary All-Irish Circus to join an IT firm. After an incident with some of the nice folk at [censored], he moved to South Africa and changed his name. Billy now speaks only in code and mostly with his fingers.
Most used phrase: Sit. Stay. Rollover. Die.
Favourite colour: Eggnog
Dress aesthetic: Black-socked Bobby-rocker
Poison of Choice: Eggnog
Currently Reading: War and Peace.
Hobbies: No hobbies, only obsessions.
Listening to: The Orb
Fantasy Vacation: Holo-deck suite on the Enterprise.



you chaps are wonderful
You guys are actually just too cool.
Please write more.
Theatre needs it.
Thank you.
Queen Still Intact
Dear Queen Still Intact or “Your Majesty”
We write all the time. 3 Way is rather fond of writing dissertations and I write a mean shopping list.
Peace and Hippies,
the Ponyroachers.